Archive for March, 2006
that’s brilliants !
I hate talking on aim. That probably has to do with me having no friends. It’s easier to type a few brilliants cursory words to someone rather than calling them and actually engaging in some sort of human to human interaction. Ew. Who does that? I heard that’s how you get Herpagonasyphlaids.
But then, I [...]
Bad to worse to e-coli
I don’t have much. Things that would be considered minor to other folks are like “HOLY, FUCKBLAMMO, WOW! that’s brilliants [sic]! it’s so cool. so cool…” So when the Baby Chu-er Chewer tells me I can blog about the mundane and disheartening, I was bouncing off the ceiling.
Off the fucking ceiling!!
She gives me a login [...]
Lunching on patios
Living in California makes you underestimate the power of nature. Oh, I’m not talking about weather so much as the foul types of creatures that you might encounter when, let’s say, your co-worker decides “It’s a nice day. Why don’t we sit outside?” So, I got the number for my food, found a covered table, [...]
Oink Oink
I am a receptionist at a tech company. Because I fear one day turning into a fat, lazy slob, I try to go to the gym during my lunch hour, which leaves me little time to eat. I’ve taken to eating lunch at the front desk and thought little of it because many [...]
My first post on Sad-Sigh
I live in the middle of nowhere, Scotland. I’ve been told by a friend who went to Kenyon and lived in Gambier, OH (pop. 85) that this is not the middle of nowhere, but for a girl who has lived in nearly every big city in America, having your nearest city be Dundee (nickname: Scumdee) [...]