Oink Oink
I am a receptionist at a tech company. Because I fear one day turning into a fat, lazy slob, I try to go to the gym during my lunch hour, which leaves me little time to eat. I’ve taken to eating lunch at the front desk and thought little of it because many people here eat lunch at their desks.
Today, as I sat here eating my sandwich, an employee walked by taking a HUGE bite of his sandwich, and clumsily holding a soda in the other. Said employee is actually quite attractive (much more attractive than me), however that visual was wholly off-putting.
I eat lunch at my desk a LOT– the front desk. There are security cameras monitoring the lobby where I sit … at all times.
I just dropped mayonnaise-y sandwich filling on my dry-clean-only pants …
… near the crotchal area.
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