Archive for April, 2006
Softboiled Idiot
I’ve decided that waiting until the point of starvation and then eating Angelina Jolie’s babies is not exactly a good way to stay healthy. I can’t really help what time I eat dinner since I never know when I’ll be working late (p.s. it’s every day). But I decided I would eat some protein in [...]
WTF
I ordered some CDs on Amazon (am I the only person who still buys CDs? Probably.), and I was eagerly anticipating their arrival all week. The shipping guy delivered them to me today at my desk and I was soooo excited. Unfortunately, he delivered the package right before lunch and I had to wait until [...]
My Passion Play
I’m still finding myself repeatedly in the same rut, where I will be struck with an incredible idea, begin the story, and sixteen pages later, decide that it was crap, and then eat chicken fingers. Not only is it bad for my artistic morale, but it does a wonder on my gut. I’ve been bouncing [...]
Vagina on Fire
A lesson to be learned from Kristin’s sexcapade:
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The cocktail lies
You think having sex on the beach is going to be all sexy and fun.
 Then the next morning you wake up to find sand in places where sand really, really should not be. There is, in fact, chafing, where no chafing should be.
And then you look around and realise there are piles of sand in [...]