I’ve decided that waiting until the point of starvation and then eating Angelina Jolie’s babies is not exactly a good way to stay healthy. I can’t really help what time I eat dinner since I never know when I’ll be working late (p.s. it’s every day). But I decided I would eat some protein in the morning and see how that works. Hardboiled eggs, minus the yolk, seems like an easy alternative to starving, right?

So I just boiled up a pot of water and in my attempt to not be scalded by the rippling hot water, I kinda dropped the first egg in. Crack. White stuff started to ooze out in the way only a cooking egg can ooze. Number two and number three did a little better. I got a bit too confident though and dropped and cracked the forth egg. Now they’re all in the pot quickly becoming hard boiled little eggies covered in broken egg-ed matter – and I’m going to retreat back into the dark, watch some more “Big Love” and think about how else I fail at life.