Archive for April, 2006
Things that make you go “tee hee” behind a paper fan
Last weekend I was sitting at a table waiting for Thai takeout and there was this older Asian woman sitting by me, engrossed in a conversation with the waitress. I’m always intrigued when I hear fluent, barely or non-accented English coming out of older Asians because I’m first generation and pretty much only accustomed to [...]
NyQuil Poem
In addition to having the Bird Flu, I am now on NyQuil.
Here is the poem I am writing whilst on NyQuil:
Sentence structure, sloppy vision,
Can’t control my syntaxical decisions.
I smell like a sick person,
(whatver the hell that smells like),
But it so happens that I’m tired.
Little green caplets filled with alcohol.
Congratulations on making it to the end [...]
An Imagined Conversation
Grace: So, I’ve been thinking of taking up prostitution.
Denny: Did I say you could talk to me?
Grace: BAAAA! Shut up.
Denny: Why prositution? Are you running out of money? Is a thin film growing over your vagina?
Grace: Nah, although… gross. I dunno. I think I’d just [...]
Stupid
I am stupid. This is why I can never succeed in life. I just spent a good 30 minutes (if not more), listing all the email addresses for the people in my group at work for someone in another department. I just realized there is a feature that allows me to email everyone in my [...]