Major Suckfest

Have you ever noticed that moving sucks?

The only thing worse than moving to Brooklyn is knowing that you’ll probably be moving deeper into Brooklyn in 3 months.

Nah, I shouldn’t bash. Brooklyn’s great, but nothing makes you feel like you’ve accomplished nothing like packing up your entire life into one or two vanloads, (three if you’re in the next tax-bracket up), and moving it from one location that you knew wasn’t permanent, to another place that inevitably won’t be permanent. I know there are a lot of crazy Capricorn tendencies that are driving me to drink over this urban quandry, but seriously folks, this sucks ass.

Por Ejemplo:  See This.

You Can’t Win in the Northern Hinterlands

Back in January I was convinced I was suffering from Seasonal Affective Disorder, a disease whose existence I first learned of on Northern Exposure (you remember that episode where Walt got addicted to his lightbox?).  Yeah, you know.  SAD.  (Sigh).  I would come home from the library after a mere 6 hours of sunlight exhausted, collapse into bed and nap for hours.  I looked forward to summer when I was told the depression/exhaustion would lift and I would finally be able to, you know, not sleep 13 hours a day.

So now, as we approach the summer solstice, you’d think I’d be happy.  The sun doesn’t set until almost 10pm and it’s only the beginning of May!

Yet I find now I’m wide awake with the sun streaming onto my face at 6.30 in the morning.  I have more energy at 6.30 in the morning than I usually have all day.  I’m bouncing off walls until about noon – usually when I have to start a shift at the deli – when my body realises that it’s been tricked and I should still be sleeping.

My point is this:  You just can’t win.