Archive for June, 2006
I’m upset
I figured myself to be a pretty desensitized person, especially after this job of having to sift through the strange shit people post on the internet. Boobies? Meh. Penises? Barely bat an eye. Barf on Dick. Yikes. Okay, but that one just made for a good story. This time around I clicked on one called [...]
Short but sweet
I think I sprained my foot.
Yesterday, as I walking down the stairs of the house where I’ve lived for almost 20 years, I slipped and almost rolled most ungraciously the rest of the way down the stairs. Somehow during the fall, the last three toes of my right foot were bent in such a [...]
Zephyr rocks, Chewy bites.
Even though he’s fat, stinky and gives me allergies, I looove Zephyr. He’s the sweetest dog with big, white paws and is a total love whore. Zephyr’s supposed to be about 15 pounds but in reality is 30+ and as a result he’s self-concious and awkward because his parents don’t love him as much. If [...]
Brokeback Department
Now, I’m no expert, but let’s just say you’re a cowboy. You’re a handsome, dashing cowboy of about 28. You wear a cowboy hat and jeans and cowboy boots. You also sport a giagantic belt buckle the size of my face. Let’s talk about places I might see you. Pretend this is a question on [...]