I think I sprained my foot.
Yesterday, as I walking down the stairs of the house where I’ve lived for almost 20 years, I slipped and almost rolled most ungraciously the rest of the way down the stairs. Somehow during the fall, the last three toes of my right foot were bent in such a way as to cause me immense pain. DAMMIT. I rubbed my foot and went to bed thinking the pain would eventually go away.
No such luck. Why me?
Are you one of those evil stepchildren that sleeps on or under the stairs?
Yes.