Archive for June, 2006
Utterly, disgustingly decreipt
Somehow, on my relaxing holiday to the Rivieria, where all I was supposed to do is lay out on the beach, I managed to:
1. Get hit on by some 8 year olds
2. Give myself a nasty blood blister that hurts like a little bitch on the bottom of my left foot.
So I’ve been walking very [...]
Early retirement
I haven’t even been 24 for a month yet I suffer from tendinitis not just in one but two wrists (computer, not trick related), an upset stomach from overly spicy P.F. Changs which I’m sure is to be followed by heartburn, a toothache that won’t quit do to stress-related teeth grinding, and an eye that [...]
Don’t try to make a getaway on a motorbike with someone you just met
Ok, so I’ve noticed that all my titles seem more like advice to some trashy 2 year old. But whatever.
So, I was out with this guy (that I’m really not into but he doesn’t stop texting and I was kind of bored so I decided to just meet up with him again), and he wanted [...]
EuroTrip Bonanza 2006 - Hate Crime: 1, Bug Bites: 1
Just got back from a two week vacation to London, Brighton and Sicily. What would this trip be without a mini Dork Report?
Let’s see pitfalls include:
- Not being British- Earlyass flights- Sleepless nights due to earlyass flights- Dehydration and the lack of cash and water fountains in Rome’s airport- Traveling- The crappy exchange rate [...]