Scaryass Seal
I must say that this video cracks me up for the following reasons:
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1. Who the hell is daring/stupid enough to poke an elephant seal?
2. What guarantee does this kid have that she won’t immediately be killed?
3. The anguished cry of the seal.
4. The memories of being on Ano Nuevo beach when I was a kid and explicitly being warned never to approach an elephant seal due to their inexplicable speed despite their massive, body crushing size.
5. Just the thought of people even disturbing a seal for shits and giggles is so rude and hilarious at the same time.
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What a horrible noise. But justified — that lady poked the seal so hard, it split in two.