Archive for August, 2006
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Drawn 6/7/2005
Living is overrated
Seriously, what’s the point? You eat, sleep, work and die. You work to eat, sleep to work, take some craps in between, and BOOM just like that it could all be over. So, why not just speed up the end result? All you’d have to do is fiddle with a few settings and you get [...]
Decrepit as fuck
Okay so here are two signs that prove I’m way too old for my own good:
1) This past weekend I went to a house party with an astro jump and got cramps whilst jumping, felt completely winded, and my legs were all weak and felt like they were getting shin splints. The keg of flowing [...]
Beware ebay
My mother has recently discovered the joy of ebaying. Each day I come home expecting there to be a ginormous box of something my mother purchased from the online auction site. Usually, the boxes contain statues or dolls from various European designers/companies, and I am continuously berated and deemed an ignoramus for not knowing what a [...]
What came first: the chicken or the depression?
An exerpt from an AIM conversation with my mother:
W: crissey next door said she would buy the refrig from me
l: who the hell is crissy
W: the piano teacher next door
l: oh she has a name?
l: i dont even know if i’ve ever seen her face
W: haha, sad*
Whoa whoa whoa. Now wait just one minute. When [...]