Seriously, what’s the point? You eat, sleep, work and die. You work to eat, sleep to work, take some craps in between, and BOOM just like that it could all be over. So, why not just speed up the end result? All you’d have to do is fiddle with a few settings and you get what you want: sweet sweet bliss. That’s all I’m saying.

When I die, someone will have to carry this site on and continue being sad whilst sighing. But, promise me that when I’m all over, you take down my MySpace page. Because there’s no way in hell I want to be floating around in cyberspace and immortalized on MyDeathSpace.com.