Archive for September, 2006
City Wide Alert
by Matthew Geller
Grace C. is going out in public, take appropriate precautions, if you happen to come across Grace C., don’t make direct eye contact and do not attempt to confront her yourself. She is considered “dead inside” and dangerous.
Um… Race!
I know that I’m amongst a few elitist literary snobs, (some of whom don’t even live in the United States! *shock*), but I’m hoping at least one other person caught the premiere of Survivor: Cook Islands. That’s the one where the contestants are segregated into four tribes - by race. Awesome. I spent the entire [...]
Oxymoron
Something about wrist braces and gang signs doesn’t quite work out. Nevertheless, I present my thug appeal:
Oh, Off! Where have you been?
I am currently counting the mosquito bites scattered like chickenfeed across my shattered body.
16…17…18…
I hate motherfucking mosquitos.
24…25…..29…
I suspect that they may have been breeding in my air conditioner. The thought grosses me out so much I immediately have to go watch an episode of Scrubs to cleanse my palette.
41…42…
Not even in New Orleans, (which is [...]
Crazy Pills Redux
Yeah I know it’s cheating; posting an old myspace blog on sadsigh. But I haven’t posted a dern thing on here since it’s inception so I figure- post something now, get used to the idea, and eventually start posting new sorrowful soughs. (Oh yeah- that opening poem’s not mine but I forgot whose it is. [...]