Archive for November, 2006
Child of Love
Wow. This video is my new hero.
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Thrive–or else.
Walking through the MUNI station today I almost couldn’t contain my anger over a certain health insurance company, that happens to be my own and its obnoxious ad campain. First of all, Kaiser has to be the most smug health insurance company in the world. So demanding, always insisting that I “thrive.” What if I [...]
Spam - next great novel?
If I were to piece together all the nonsensical junk emails I got would I uncover the next novel sure to be covered on your AP English summer reading list?
twice
“At least tell me if that nigger Hezekiah really does know where Miserys father is!
Annie put it on the mantel below the picture of the Arc [...]
Jager is not for 23 year olds
There are few things sadder than waking up on your friend’s couch with your makeup still half on, realizing you did a shot of Jager last night like a fucking 18 year old sororiety girl.
The first time I was ever drunk I was actually 17, but the liquor of choice was Jager and peach schnapps. [...]
Sickness sucks
So after working insane hours trying to get this project launched my boss decided to give the office Friday off. Pretty unheard of considering people have worked holidays and weekends. Nevertheless I wanted to make the best of it. I hung out on Thursday night denying impending sickness, trying to attribute my inability to breathe [...]