Spam – next great novel?

If I were to piece together all the nonsensical junk emails I got would I uncover the next novel sure to be covered on your AP English summer reading list?

twice
“At least tell me if that nigger Hezekiah really does know where Miserys father is!
Annie put it on the mantel below the picture of the Arc de Triomphe without comment.
Not just on my scrapbook but in this hallway and across my dresser drawers upstairs.
“By the time they come, you should be back in your own room, snug as a bug in a rug.
“At least tell me if that nigger Hezekiah really does know where Miserys father is!
Annie put it on the mantel below the picture of the Arc de Triomphe without comment.
Not just on my scrapbook but in this hallway and across my dresser drawers upstairs.
“By the time they come, you should be back in your own room, snug as a bug in a rug.

I think Joanne Butts is the next great writer yet to emerge. I’m definitely on to something here.

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