Archive for December, 2006
Beautiful spam poetry
“Eva Longoria Fake”
Would, never committed suicide hard could.
Case youre week hasnt so.
Play skank card weve hadnear nipple.
Fake happy face ads your ad!
Find here it for youlaquo home, bottomless. Daughter dumped rap husband young fears.
Friday december seems be! Switch parent mia honey marriage director.
Touching after, jumpdamn love her more every day glad.
An album duets called, whole.
Evilbeet [...]
Cricket woes
There’s been a cricket inside of my bathroom for nearly a week but I’m too chickenshit to investigate its exact wheareabouts. Every time I build up the courage to seek it out, it stops chirping, which is probably for the better since I have this fear that I’ll stick my head in the cabinet [...]
Bathmats and barfing
What is it about a bathmat that makes it a perfect target for vomit? Is it the little tufts of yarn that scream out, “Spew on me, I’m inpossible to clean!” or the fact that they tend to be positioned within close proximity to the toilet, the logical place to yak? I ask this because [...]