Nothing’s funnier than uploading the Ebony Pre-Oscar Party video only to have the site’s moderators choose the sole white lady for the thumbnail. I mean, Halle Berry was there, Janet Jackson, some other famous black celebrities…and the white lady was chosen. The perfect way to celebrate black people in film, eh?
Sometimes you end up DDing your drunkass friends back from Long Beach and when you park, you find this:
Thank god for StrongCannon who, despite the shock of seeing “jingle jangles”, managed to pull Harp out of my car and into the backseat of a Kia where he remained passed out, ass in the air, until he woke up sweating from the hot, Mexican sun, and called me at 10:30am to ask how the hell he ended up sleeping in a car overnight.
I have yet to hire a forensics team to examine the integrity of my poor Prius for signs of being “harp’d.”