Archive for March, 2007
Black eye
Sometimes when you’re getting dressed you just punch yourself in the face a little bit.
sad pepper
Ann Coulter Has No Colon!
So aside from being a Cunty McCunt, (something she is so familiar with, she celebrated it in Vanity Fair a few months ago), I think it’s pretty popular knowledge that Ann Coulter has no excretory system. Or at least not traditionally. I’m sure by now, everyone’s heard of her exquisite comment on John [...]
When You Forget How to Be Gay
So I’ve forgotten how to be gay.
I’m newly single, and after four years of not dating, I’m thrust back into the world of needing to get laid on a regular basis. So my friend Jon drags me out to a couple of gay bars last week, (very famous gay bars, apparently, although I’d never [...]