Archive for March, 2008
Botulism, Ahoy!
So, I’m sitting at my desk, installing TurboTax (give me a break, I have 2 weeks), listening to Melinda Doolittle (!!!), and trying my hardest not to die.
Knew those fucking cheese crackers with peanut butter were a bad idea.
I don’t know if you’ve ever had botulism, but lemme tell you… it’s no fucking joke. [...]
Going Paperless, and the Ensuing Consequences
I recently vowed to myself that I would begin the long and arduous task of going paperless. I’ve already been paying all of my bills online for the last 3 years, my taxes, and all tax-related documents are contained on my computer (have I revealed too much?), and the only paper mail I receive [...]
Back with a Vengance.
So… lo and behold, I get a call from Grace the other day. This is the conversation I had in my head before picking up the phone:
‘WTF?? Grace never calls me. This must be something Sad. Sigh. related. Or else she’s getting me back for vomiting all over myself the last time [...]
I got myself all worked up about dumping this guy I’ve been seeing for 2 months over the weekend. I took some deep breaths, had a glass of wine, and braced myself for him to yell or cry or be angry.
I’ve never dumped anyone before. Sure, I’ve broken up with people. Sure, I’ve been dumped. [...]
doG Hates Me
You know your life sucks when you’re robbed of the only brief moment of happiness the day has to offer you. I was heading towards my apartment when I saw a man walking his yellow lab coming my way. Usually dog walkers will tighten their grips on the leash (especially with bigger dogs) when they [...]