doG Hates Me
You know your life sucks when you’re robbed of the only brief moment of happiness the day has to offer you. I was heading towards my apartment when I saw a man walking his yellow lab coming my way. Usually dog walkers will tighten their grips on the leash (especially with bigger dogs) when they see someone approaching so as to prevent a mauling. Depending on how many yards we have until intersecting I will try acting nonchalant to a) not look scared and b) not do what I want to do which is to squeal like a little girl and pet it like Lenny. As we got closer not only did the guy not acknowledge me but he didn’t even pull the dog closer to him. And I guess there was no reason to because while a normal dog might have sniffed at me or tried to jump on me, this son of a bitch YAWNED and just kept going without breaking a stride. Nothing’s better than being judged by a dog as forgettable and boring. Whatever happened to unconditional love?
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Haha! You deserved that.