Back with a Vengance.
So… lo and behold, I get a call from Grace the other day. This is the conversation I had in my head before picking up the phone:
‘WTF?? Grace never calls me. This must be something Sad. Sigh. related. Or else she’s getting me back for vomiting all over myself the last time she was here. Whatever, it’s not like that’s new. I vomit all over myself every time she’s in town. She’s a bitch. Whoops! I missed her call.’
24 minutes later - after calling her back, talking smack, shouting gibberish phrases at each other, and causing her to crash her Mazda Miata into the divider on the 405 (she was going 2 miles an hour)…
‘That Grace sure is a nice girl. But how predictable of her to make me sign back up for that asshole of a site. I don’t blog, friends. I Facebook.’
Well look here! I’ve discovered how to do both! And it only took me about an hour to figure out how the goddamned RSS thingy worked. Wow. I’ve never felt so technologically inept before. I always considered myself rather good with keyboards, cellphones, remote controls, and those digital thingies… what do they call them? Internets? Lo and Behold, I am now my Mom of the new blogger generation.
Sad. Sigh.
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