Archive for April, 2008
SOOO SLOOOOWWWW…
So. I think God hates Sad.Sigh.
Case in point: I haven’t been able to access it for the past 4 days, as it times out every time I try. I’ve tried at various points in the day, with different browsers, while drunk, while sober, (okay, that’s a lie), and while naked. Nothing has worked. And even [...]
Another One Bites the Dust
Another of my close friends from high school got engaged this week.
This leaves me to wonder two things:
1. Will I be the only unmarried bitch at the 10 year high school reunion (well, that’s IF I were going, which I am most certainly NOT)
2. Am I the only person who still enjoys casual [...]
Hollaback Girl ain’t so Bootylicious
After years of separation from my one true gay love, Mike, I found myself back in his arms and heart at Miyabe on Castro along with Daniel and Seaslut. A few large Sapporo beers later we were at The Mint for some cheesy karaoke - or so we thought. Turns out they’re very serious about [...]
Even my body hates me (or, ESPECIALLY my body hates me)
Last week I went to the doctor, all wheezy from some asthma caused by seasonal allergies. Thinking I’d just get prescribed another inhaler, I told the doctor the issue, she listened to my breathing, and then freaked the hell out and put me on a steroidal medication to try and get the inflamation in [...]
Robotian Slip
grace: so my mom thinks that clearing stuff off her desktop will give me more memory
grace: she deleted a shitload of shortcuts thinking it’d do the trick
grace: her computer more memory, not me
grace: i’m not really a robot
nick: hahahaha
nick: a likely story
This is almost as bad as the time I stood up from a couch [...]