SOOO SLOOOOWWWW…
So. I think God hates Sad.Sigh.
Case in point: I haven’t been able to access it for the past 4 days, as it times out every time I try. I’ve tried at various points in the day, with different browsers, while drunk, while sober, (okay, that’s a lie), and while naked. Nothing has worked. And even when it has worked, the site’s been a tranny mess of slow-moving parts. Almost as if we were trying to operate the internet with a crank.
I’ve begun to learn that Sad.Sigh has become not only my solace, but pretty much the only place that I’m able to spew my poisonous bile. Since I haven’t been able to do so lately, I’ve been carrying this bile around with me. And I don’t know if you’ve ever had a mouthful of bile, but it sucks.
This has caused me to turn to other things that, while important, cannot take the place of a good bitchfest into why God hates me so much. Things like hockey, (okay, shut up, I hate you too! *chomp*), gourmet cooking, (I may scream if I look at another saffron cream sauce), hiding googly eyes all over my apartment to scare my roommate, (fun is a bag of giant googly eyes. I’m not kidding.), and, unfortunately, Facebook-stalking. Since the Sad.Sigh embargo, I’ve discovered that my ex-boyfriend and I have over 100 mutual friends on Facebook. Relatively disturbing.
In the meantime, my days in general are moving horrendously slow. I feel like, in a way, getting summarily rejected by each business school I applied to had its merits, but the main drawback is that I’m now bored as hell. Couple this with the fact that, regardless of what Kristin thinks is true, I’m not having hardly enough sex, and I am alternating between replacing one addiction (cigarettes) with another (scotch) with another (cookies and cream) with another (Facebook). This can only end in disaster.
So… please, God. Bring me back my Sad.Sigh. Make the bandwidth run like the wind, (does bandwidth even run? I don’t know… I was a drama major.), and let me suckle at the teat of malcontent.
And all will be good with the world.
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Shit, maybe it’s because the hosting ends in 2 days. I better try to save the database before all of Sad-Sigh disappears from our desperate lives.
Also, googly eyes? Nice.