Embarassed of patriotism?

It took me a full 10 seconds (1/3 of the video) to realize that this was the party I took Grace to in Astoria.

Looking back, there was a lot of unnecessary singing on that rooftop, and I’m sure that the sleeping neighbors were none too pleased.  However, it does make me *sigh* with pride at our unbridled patriotism.  I was the Baritone.

That being said – I hate dorks, and if I ever catch ourselves doing that again, I will shoot us.

Fireworks and *gasp* patriotism.

Customer service agents should stick to the script

I just called to confirm my reservation for Budget Truck and after I said my name he said “Gesundheit” and chuckled to himself. Annoyed, I paused, said “Thanks” and proceeded to put Budget Truck representatives on my shit list. With my luck, they won’t even have the truck available for me to pick up, thereby sabotaging my attempt to leave Los Angeles. Jerks.

The internets are on to me!

Lately I’ve been innundated with spam instant messages alerting me that so and so has a crush on me, and to click on the link to find out who it is. Today was a whole other story as the spammers figured out the way to get into my heart. My adium duck started jumping on my dock bar so I clicked on it, thinking I had been logged out but I found this instead:

Apparently I ignored the spammer too much, so he decided to break into my chat program to tell me I was evil. It was then and only then that I wished I hadn’t closed vebecilec46683 out of my life until it was too late. After all, he must be my soul mate if he knows I’m evil.

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