I was investigating the different ways I could get to work in our new office if not by driving. My choices would be to drive through traffic where I would probably sit and think “I might as well be in LA right now” or to take readily available public transportation, where I could park my ass on a seat and just keep on wagontraining until I got to the office (and save the environment even though I already drive a Prius).

Now, I was thinking in most cases that I would get off said train, take a short walk to the office, and get myself some exercise while I’m at it. Unfortunately, Google Maps had something else in mind, as these are the walking directions they gave me:

Apparently after driving to the train station, and riding said train, I’m supposed to walk to the freeway, dodge cars while running across, and then swim across a body of water to get to work. I suppose on the days I’d rather die than go to work I could choose to throw myself across the train tracks, purposely get hit by a car, or tie cement blocks to my feet before my swim. The choices, the choices.