Flents

Posted by Dennis
July 14, 2008

This is a Meta-Sad-Sigh.

As I was looking around my room for things for me to Sad Sigh about, I happened to see the eye patch sitting on my desk that I bought because I thought the guy on the box was kinda hot.

You can see a picture of it right here:

See? He\'s hot! I\'m going to call him \'Flenty\'.

As you can see, he’s mightily attractive, but I couldn’t find a good picture of him when I did a standard google search.

So…….

I decided to head to the Flents website (Flents is the maker of the eye patch), and Lo and Behold, I absolutely need everything in their catologue.  Whether it’s the 50 pair pack of earplugs, the Faultless (R) Ear Syringe, or the Open ‘n Clear (R) Nasal Cleansing Cold and Sinus Relief Kit, I just have to have it.

And then I realized I was an old man.  Furthermore, I realized that, not only did I not have to go far to find something to Sad Sigh about, but that my ‘research’ into the subject revealed something ultimately more Sad-worthy and Sigh-worthy.

So please, somebody take pity on me and buy me the damn ear syringe already.

Decrepit, Dorky, Funny Yet Sad, Sad. Sigh.

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Comments
Comment by Grace on July 16, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

This made me laugh, not really because of your ridiculous gay impulses, but because you have no eyes to cover with a Flent patch.

Comment by Dennis on July 16, 2008 @ 6:41 pm

It’s a FLENTS patch, jackass.

Comment by gina on July 18, 2008 @ 1:29 am

What happened to his eyes?
Why do old ppl stick syringes in their ears?
Is this going to be on the bar?

Comment by Dennis on July 19, 2008 @ 8:40 am

I think they figured he was too pretty to have 2 functioning eyes, so they gouged one out, thereby making him an eyepatch model.

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