Lately I’ve been innundated with spam instant messages alerting me that so and so has a crush on me, and to click on the link to find out who it is. Today was a whole other story as the spammers figured out the way to get into my heart. My adium duck started jumping on my dock bar so I clicked on it, thinking I had been logged out but I found this instead:
Apparently I ignored the spammer too much, so he decided to break into my chat program to tell me I was evil. It was then and only then that I wished I hadn’t closed vebecilec46683 out of my life until it was too late. After all, he must be my soul mate if he knows I’m evil.


You can’t make shit like this up. Brilliant.
I’m pretty sure that vebegilec46683 is one of your parents.
Yeah I think THIS is the best Sad Sigh ever. And look at the smug look on the Adium duck’s face!!
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