The internets are on to me!
Lately I’ve been innundated with spam instant messages alerting me that so and so has a crush on me, and to click on the link to find out who it is. Today was a whole other story as the spammers figured out the way to get into my heart. My adium duck started jumping on my dock bar so I clicked on it, thinking I had been logged out but I found this instead:
Apparently I ignored the spammer too much, so he decided to break into my chat program to tell me I was evil. It was then and only then that I wished I hadn’t closed vebecilec46683 out of my life until it was too late. After all, he must be my soul mate if he knows I’m evil.
Edit:
Apparently this wasn’t a one time deal:
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You can’t make shit like this up. Brilliant.