Archive for July, 2008
What ails ye?
On a whim, I went back into our archives and looked up everything in the category ‘decrepit’.
From the post ‘Utterly, Disgustingly Decrepit’:
Then lo, this morning, I woke up by getting a Charlie horse in my right calf muscle. It was so fucking painful I wanted to die.
So now I’m limping on BOTH SIDES of my [...]
Flents
This is a Meta-Sad-Sigh.
As I was looking around my room for things for me to Sad Sigh about, I happened to see the eye patch sitting on my desk that I bought because I thought the guy on the box was kinda hot.
You can see a picture of it right here:
As you can see, he’s [...]
Down in the Dumps
Today I got dumped by someone I wasn’t even aware I was dating.
‘Nuff said.
You thought your commute was bad
I was investigating the different ways I could get to work in our new office if not by driving. My choices would be to drive through traffic where I would probably sit and think “I might as well be in LA right now” or to take readily available public transportation, where I could park my [...]
Bad Luck Betty
I am accident-prone. People tend to find this fact surprising about me (people who haven’t known me long), but I am also more or less the indestructible woman. Once, I fell down two flights of stairs, landing directly on my neck. Sure, I dislocated my shoulder but it could have been much [...]