Do NOT Sad.Sigh this.
A Text Message Conversation:
Grace: How much would it take for you to run your tongue around in phelps’ mouf?
Dennis: A lot. But I might lick his outie for free. Do NOT sadsigh this.
Grace: Do you think if yuo licked the roof of his mouth you could feel both sides of his teeth?
Dennis: Yes.
Well, there goes me breaking my own rule.
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Curse you, Denny! You beat me to the punch.