Building Woes
So I moved to a new office building and despite the nice view of the bay - I can see planes take off and land at SFO - there are a few things that are a bit unnerving about the actual facilities:
1) All three elevator permits expired in 2006 and there are stories that people have been trapped in them during the weekend. I still take them rather than hoofing up and down four flights.
2) The womens bathroom has archaic disposal methods for period stuff and on top of that, the toilets don’t really flush. It takes several flushes to get the toilet seat cover and toilet paper down so I feel bad for those flushing logs of shit and tampons, especially at the same time.
3) Our actual office probably fits around 100 people, we have 8. So, something tells me I won’t have to worry about flushing and elevatoring fairly shortly.
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I too was hoping that Grace was speaking hypothetically, or theoretically, but there is no way that that sentence can be read as anything other than actual, 1st person, past tense (although “those” is perhaps misplaced, grammatically).
Gross Grace. Fucking, Shitting, Gross.
Kristin is the only one who knows me. The point is my public bathroom fear is only going to be worsened by the knowledge that ONE PROBABLY CANT FLUSH SHIT down the toilets here.
You, talking about your shit logs, is probably simultaneously the funniest and most disgusting thing that I’ve heard in a while.