Archive for August, 2008
School Sucks, you guys.
Maybe a little consolation/commiseration for my fellows taking (taken? I don’t know) the Bar.
I just totaled up the # of words and money that I’m going to be going through in my B-School apps over the next 4 months.
12,000 words. $1,300.
Glurg.
Do NOT Sad.Sigh this.
A Text Message Conversation:
Grace: How much would it take for you to run your tongue around in phelps’ mouf?
Dennis: A lot. But I might lick his outie for free. Do NOT sadsigh this.
Grace: Do you think if yuo licked the roof of his mouth you could feel both sides of his teeth?
Dennis: Yes.
Well, there [...]
You have no idea…
This is an old picture of mine. I took it back in 2005. But it’s hilarity, and Sad.Sigh potential have never faded. This was taken at a public school in Central Harlem.
Don’t you love grammar??
Old News, but still Sad!
So I meant to post this when this was a relevant story to current events, but forgot until just now.
When I was but a wee thing (21), I decided it might be fun to live in Los Angeles for a year. I had no dreams of stardom (too fat, too smart, too pale), but [...]
CBD: Update 2
Truly Sad when your blind date cancels on you on the day-of. I bet it’s because he saw ‘Sun’ and thought I was Asian as well.
Sigh.
(In all fairness, I got a very nice e-mail from him explaining why he had to cancel - work stuff - and with his contact information in case I wanted [...]