Archive for August, 2008

Man or Fish? Um… possibly just gross.

The New York Times is doing it.
Entertainment Weekly is jumping on the bandwagon.
Even the venerated elder statesman of the Blogeratti, Slate is sucking Michael Phelp’s dick.
I’m having a hard time with this.  I think a lot of it is based off of me not having really watched either of the last two Summer Games, and [...]


CBD Update 1

So.
My first text came at 11:01 this morning saying that they ‘*may* have a date for me with Zachary Sun between 7 & 10 pm.  Immensely curious, I promptly logged in and confirmed the date.  When asked what my choice of neighborhood was, I selected Hell’s Kitchen (natch) and proceeded to pick out a few [...]


Pedophilia: Hilarious!

So, you remember the dude who dumped me who I wasn’t really dating at the time?
Now we are dating for reals. He is 11.5 years older than me, no lie, but he’s a nice guy so whatever. Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, right, or so said the late, great, Aaliyah?
Wrong.
It’s a little [...]


Quirks of living at home

Yes, at the ripe ol’ age of 26 and after eight years of living away, I have moved home. It is the sacrifice I had to make to finally get the fuck out of L.A. before my future journeys lead me out of San Jose (Sunnyvale, technically, because my parents sold their house two years [...]


CBD

Okay.
After a bit of blog wandering, (starting from here, and then through here, and ending up here), I’ve officially signed myself up for a Crazy Blind Date.  This is a date where the company contacts you within 24 hours of your prospective date via text message, and matches you up with someone who fits your [...]