Financial Crisis!
Last night I actually kissed a piece of mail for the first time.
I got my check for my 2nd job. It was 5 days late. I kissed it because I had been freaking out all week. I don’t get paid until next Wednesday and I had $30 in my bank account and no food. There was going to be A LOT of ramen and mac and cheese going on over the weekend.
But then! The check! It showed up! I kissed it!
It was for $100. Yes, $100 will get me that excited. Sigh. All of this makes me think I should just go into the venerable practice of whoring. Because, you know, there are perks to being all cash money all the time.
Like my body?
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Look at it this way:
At least you still have actual money, instead of a mountain of dept that just keeps accruing interest in your various credit card accounts, so you decide to just go ahead and open the Barney’s card account, just because it’ll save you 10% now and maybe 3-5% in the future, or even up to 20% if you buy over $50K in clothes.
Wait… what?