Archive for October, 2008
The dog who chipped my tooth died
My mom just told me Skipper, a family friend’s dog, died and I’m sitting at my desk kind of tearing up because dogs are assholes like that. Skipper was a fox hound or terrier of sorts, very active, very ready to go. I was playing with him in high school and he was so cute [...]
Prop 8 Sucks. And So Does Grace.
Saddest text message that I’ve gotten in the last two weeks.
Cluckcluck. You didn’t sad sigh so I had no choice but to vote yes on prop 8 as promised.
God I hate that skinny bitch.
The Work-A-Day World
Let me walk you through my routine at work as I believe everyone can agree it’s pretty Sad Sigh worthy.
I get in to my office and unlock my door. It’s true, I have my very own office with a door, and yet it doubles as a storage closet and so I have to essentially [...]
I live to entertain
But that doesn’t mean I lead a life intended for your entertainment. It just happens that my life blunders are entertaining to others, and I just keep on living for some twisted reason. I had lunch with my friend Michelle last week and though my weathered brain cannot remember the topic of conversation, I do [...]
High on the pathetic meter
I work from home and despite what you all might think, it’s not as great as it sounds. Sure, there are a few things that are awesome like having no commute but the past two weeks have left me feeling a combination of gross and stir crazy. I’m also prone to confessing the not so [...]