More like POOPOSITION 8! Am I right? Am I right??
This is an excerpt of a comment by fellow Sad-Sigher, the Caridean, re: Grace’s stupid homosexual post.
Sad Sigh blog’s official position on gay marriage: Life is sad enough. Don’t make it bigoted too.
Second official position on gay marriage: We like gays to be happy and lift us up. Sad gays do not lift.
Well… here’s the thing. It’s not so much that we Sad Gays aren’t able to lift you folks because we’re not allowed to get married, (although we aren’t… to both). It’s more that we haven’t been going to the gym, and we’ve been stress eating cupcakes and copious amounts of Fage, because of a certain election that just happened.
However, now that the election is over, the gym is calling. Give us a couple of weeks, and we’ll be back to <3% body fat, biceps like hungry pythons, and looking at each other in the steam room. The latter is already beginning!
So, fret not, those who are Sad, those who Sigh. Contrary to the point of this blog, I am choosing to remain optimistic. (Grace: ‘HENHGNN??) Let’s just blame my sunny disposition, the natural endorphins produced by frequenting the gym, and the fact that I’m getting laid regularly.
Fage. It makes you fat. But only fat enough for the chubby chasers to get into.
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Would you die if I asked you whilst you were about to drive into town if you could buy me some Fage b/c my husband was coming to visit?