A Kiwi I Am!
Okay folks. I’m on hiatus.
But not really. I’ll be gone for 3 weeks, traipsing my hot ass all over Australia and New Zealand. Given my penchant for hot accents, my boyf’s permission to go about kissing Antipodean strangers, (seriously B, what were you thinking??), my terrifying fear of long flights, (my stupid fucking direct flight from JFK to Sydney is 22-and-a-half-hours! Makes me wanna die!), and my lack of tact, I’m sure something SadSigh worthy will come up, so I’ll be using this blog as a staging platform from abroad to fill my useless friends in on what is going on. Check back, often! (If only to drive our ad revenue up.)
Oh, and since my hot ass will be missing for several weeks, you should all know that I still hate you in the interim.
Much love,
Chinese.
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Comments
Bonar! My only Australia tip is not to request Fosters at the bar. But you probably already knew that. I’m so fucking useless.
No fair!!! Aussies are crazy, you’re going to have lots of out of control fun. Please post your adventures and let’s turn this blog into a trashy gay web forum (sorry, Grace! I just think that’s more marketable…) =)
I still don’t see how your fun adventures will be sad-sigh material but only time will tell…Have a great time you lucky bitch!!
I hate you. Send me a postcard. Why do you get to go travel and “sad sigh” about it? I’m complaining now but I’m sure in a month you’ll all be reading posts about me having the skitters in India…