Wanky Eye
I came home tonight after having a rare “night” “out” and was greeted by my mom who looked at me and said “She finally returns” quickly followed by “You put eye makeup on?” What’s sad about that is:
A) I usually don’t bother with makeup except for “fancy” occasions because of numerous failed attempts to put it on due to inept eyelids (not related to epicanthal folds).
B) My night out consisted of dinner at an Indian buffet and an early evening showing of Slumdog Millionaire.
C) At this point out, getting dressed is considered dressing up, so maybe, time permitting (who am I kidding, all I have is time), I might have actually put eyeliner up before stepping out to a buffet. Flash forward to me in middle America eating at Hometown Buffet in sweats wearing drag queen make up.
D) I did not have eyeliner on, my mom was actually referring to my unusually large eyelid crease on my left eye, which flipped out more than usual because I slept too much, and the only reason I knew what my mom was talking about is because when this happens I can feel that my eyelid is not in its usual place.
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