Archive for March, 2009
Looking like the octo-mom on a sunday morning
So last night I had planned to stay in and relax, watch the RuPaul’s Drag Race Reunion show, and figure out a plan for my life - yes, all in one night. But in a quarter life crisis haze (”in a few years i’ll be too old to go out!”) I decided to meet up [...]
Baltimore scared me
Tonight, Baltimore scared the shit out of me not because of the creepy people roaming the trash-filled streets at night, not because of the squalor portrayed in The Wire, but because some insane beetle decided out of nowhere to fly into the room I’m staying in, hover towards the lamp while loudly buzzing it’s creepyass [...]
Sports Nerd
I watch too much hockey. Today I found myself watching a game between that yellow and gold Boston team and that team that plays in Newark. What are they called?
Anyway, point being… I’m a big ol’ homo, so I shouldn’t be this obsessive about sport, particularly about Canadian sport. I realized this when I was [...]
Home on a Friday night
I hate how my body and social life never seem to be in sync. Last weekend I got what seemed to be the flu literally right when I got home from work on Friday evening - when I had plans for the whole weekend. Of course it didn’t stop me from going out as it [...]
Sassed on the street by a stranger
I was walking past a gas station with Lesley in Brooklyn trying not to make eye contact with a man sitting in an awkwardly parked van when I heard someone say something to my left.
By instinct, I turned around only to see a man pumping gas before realizing he had said, “That’s sexy.”
Of course [...]