Needless to say, Lesley and I were both delighted by this masterpiece we discovered. It was sitting on top of a trash can in front of a liquor store, head totally not in sight. What’s not represented in the photo is the array of champagne glasses tied to this centerpiece.

I like to think that someone saved the wedding cake decorations and then, when times got tough, snapped off the wife’s head and trashed it all.