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Bitch.

After a stressful week at work, I went with a friend to treat ourselves to some Bi-Rite ice cream. It was creepily warm for a mid-November evening, and while walking down 18th St . there was this dog hanging half way out of a first floor window, acting like a trashy woman propping herself against [...]


Would you like some cheese with my whine?

So, this is going to be a boring post where basically all I’m going to do is whine. There you go, that’s my warning. Grace said it’ll make me not want to die so much, so I’ll give it a try.
I don’t know why I jumped from one job that I constantly complained about right [...]


sad pepper



Don’t try to make a getaway on a motorbike with someone you just met

Ok, so I’ve noticed that all my titles seem more like advice to some trashy 2 year old. But whatever.
So, I was out with this guy (that I’m really not into but he doesn’t stop texting and I was kind of bored so I decided to just meet up with him again), and he wanted [...]


Crying at parties is almost always a bad thing

This is the second party in what I believe is a month span that I cried during at some point. (refer to my first post- “never make out with guys who deliver furniture at a party no matter how hot they are” i was crying after my stuff was stolen.)
So, it was my co-workers going [...]