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Sports Nerd

I watch too much hockey.  Today I found myself watching a game between that yellow and gold Boston team and that team that plays in Newark.  What are they called?
Anyway, point being… I’m a big ol’ homo, so I shouldn’t be this obsessive about sport, particularly about Canadian sport.  I realized this when I was [...]


A txt msg convo

Sad-Sigh fanbase - all 6 of you - Let me transcribe for you guys a text message conversation I had with my roommate, the illustrious J. Lopez this weekend.  Please note that I received the first message shortly after she arrived in West Palm Beach for vacation.
J: Fractured foot.  Have cast.  Spent my day in [...]


Oh Meme-oh, oh my-oh.

So, I Wikipedia’d Meme yesterday, specifically looking for the definition of an internet meme.  Suffice it to say that it led to one of the shameful Wiki Death Spirals that happen once in a while, (you know it… when you start looking up one thing on Wikipedia: Lexicon of Everything True, and then it leads [...]


Like Tree Trunks

For those of you not living in the greater LA or NY areas, Barney’s, that bastion of fancy clothings for liberal elites, hosts a semi-annual warehouse sale in which gay things like suits, scarves, designer jeans, and men are on steep discount.  I mean steep.  We’re talking 80%-90% here.  That being said, when the suit [...]


Sad.Sigh Down Under - Parts 10 and 11

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!  It’s my favorite holiday, and I found myself actually searching all of rural New Zealand for a turkey, some mashed potato casserole, cranberries, and a pumpkin pie.  To no avail.  It was sad.  But, alas, it’s no longer T’Giving, so, Sigh.
11.26.08 - Queenstown - ADVENTURE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!!!!
The moniker is their’s [...]