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About Dennis

Dennis eats babies. He then pulls them directly out of his belly and puts them back together, like an erector set. He then gives them to Grace. Who eats them.

Crazy Blind Date – Part IV

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So, it’s been a while, and the last one fizzled out, but I got another Crazy Blind Date text this week, and will be attending my next CBD tomorrow evening.  More to come, for sure afterwards, but until then I leave you with this:

I threw my back out on Sunday.  Luckily, it only took me 2.5 days to start feeling normal again, but, seriously, OLD.  Plus – the saddest part is that I got injured at the gym, and the last 3 days all I’ve been able to think about is how I miss going to the gym.

My life has taken several turns for the worse.  I’ve become one of them.

Do NOT Sad.Sigh this.

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A Text Message Conversation:

Grace: How much would it take for you to run your tongue around in phelps’ mouf?

Dennis: A lot.  But I might lick his outie for free.  Do NOT sadsigh this.

Grace: Do you think if yuo licked the roof of his mouth you could feel both sides of his teeth?

Dennis: Yes.

Well, there goes me breaking my own rule.