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I guess I deserved that

I was feeling ambitious so I emailed back the guy who told me my interview was canceled because the position was filled internally. I explained that I had noticed the job posting was still on the site and that my application status was still listed as “in process” so I expressed my interest in continuing [...]


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That’s how I feel right now - except the scream is more of a muted, muffled scream rather than a loud, barbaric one. I’m so frustrated about how stagnant everything is. I’m just waiting for something to happen and I’m running out of patience. I feel incredibly isolated and alone and want to curl up [...]


Here comes the (headless) bride

Needless to say, Lesley and I were both delighted by this masterpiece we discovered. It was sitting on top of a trash can in front of a liquor store, head totally not in sight. What’s not represented in the photo is the array of champagne glasses tied to this centerpiece.
I like to think that [...]


Ailing in my old age

I’ve been exercising regularly for the past couple of months or so and have kept up my minimum of 8 minutes a day strength training for 60+ days now. One would think this regimen would have led me to better health or what not. Instead, it’s served as a reminder that I’m old as fuck. [...]


The allergy I forgot about

If I had a Med-alert bracelet my allergies would read: cats, walnuts, penicillin, nature, fragrances and stupid people. I’ve just remembered that I should probably add “dog snot” to the list - something I forgot about until an unfortunate situation occurred.
Yesterday, I played with Fats while peering at Townie Baby, then went to Emily’s [...]