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Craigslist is on to me
This weekend, for a few reasons, has been rough. I may or may not have just gotten “dressed” about an hour ago so I could sell something off Craigslist (made $75, yay!) and not look like a total sloth. Getting dressed basically involved changing out of flannel pajama pants and a thermal (it’s 74 degrees [...]
Breathing is exhausting, apparently
So it’s been 445 days since I last played the Wii Fit. This time around, it said I was underweight and let me choose a goal to increase my muscle mass in order to get a normal BMI. It makes me laugh because tonight I kinda binged on all the delightful things I bought at [...]
I’ll miss these interactions
Too lazy to use words to express her desire to dismiss me, my mom resorted to making a space laser noise.
Me: You’re like a big kid, making noises.
Mom: (Staring at me for a moment) My double chin disappeared and went on your face!
Me: You’re like a rude, big kid.
Mom: (laughs)
Oh what a beautiful - AHHHHH!
I waited until my walk back from Safeway to take this photo because on the way there, a man would have seen what I was doing, and I didn’t want him to judge.
What’s more sad?
The fact that I used to be a big Barenaked Ladies fan, or the fact that this song popped up in iTunes the other day and seriously made me wanna die? I’ve always liked this song, but I guess I never paid much attention to the lyrics until now. And seriously, this pretty much sums [...]