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The Work-A-Day World
Let me walk you through my routine at work as I believe everyone can agree it’s pretty Sad Sigh worthy.
I get in to my office and unlock my door. It’s true, I have my very own office with a door, and yet it doubles as a storage closet and so I have to essentially [...]
SMRT
Sigh.
Another relationship down the toilet.
And why? Did I display an appalling act of drunkenness that sent my mature, older boyfriend running for the hills? Did I cheat with an 18 year old? Did I go on and on and on about how awesome New York City is and how I am trying to move there [...]
Oh, San Jose. What chaos you have wrought in my life!
I am the Scottish flag in the conversation below:
This is a phenomenon I was discussing with Gracie yesterday, and then it came up in conversation with my coworker. Not only did San Jose saddle me to the most boring adolescence this side of Amish country, but it also saddled me to a life of [...]
Financial Crisis!
Last night I actually kissed a piece of mail for the first time.
I got my check for my 2nd job. It was 5 days late. I kissed it because I had been freaking out all week. I don’t get paid until next Wednesday and I had $30 in my bank account and no food. There [...]
How I Know I’m Really Unhappy
…I just applied for a job in West Virginia.
But it’s 25% European travel. So that’s OK right? I’d just have to be based in West Virginia. Right? RIGHT?!