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Oh, San Jose. What chaos you have wrought in my life!
I am the Scottish flag in the conversation below:
This is a phenomenon I was discussing with Gracie yesterday, and then it came up in conversation with my coworker. Not only did San Jose saddle me to the most boring adolescence this side of Amish country, but it also saddled me to a life of [...]
Financial Crisis!
Last night I actually kissed a piece of mail for the first time.
I got my check for my 2nd job. It was 5 days late. I kissed it because I had been freaking out all week. I don’t get paid until next Wednesday and I had $30 in my bank account and no food. There [...]
How I Know I’m Really Unhappy
…I just applied for a job in West Virginia.
But it’s 25% European travel. So that’s OK right? I’d just have to be based in West Virginia. Right? RIGHT?!
More Reasons to Keep My Damn Mouth Shut
I spent a long, long day at Bumbershoot, Seattle’s excellent arts, comedy and music festival, where we saw many, many excellent bands. My friend EZ and I had decided to see the guys from Human Giant as our comedy selection, but it turned out David Cross was a surprise addition to the comedy lineup. [...]
Old News, but still Sad!
So I meant to post this when this was a relevant story to current events, but forgot until just now.
When I was but a wee thing (21), I decided it might be fun to live in Los Angeles for a year. I had no dreams of stardom (too fat, too smart, too pale), but [...]