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I almost died today
I was at the gym tonight, minding my own business running on the treadmill. The new cardio machines are equipped with little TVs, so now I can sweat like a pig while watching Family Guy (sweet!). The good thing about this feature is that you get so engrossed in TV that you forget about what [...]
Like, seriously.
I understand that Brad Pitt* look-a-likes are never going to come flocking to me like chickens at feeding time. But I never expected the type that actually DO come flocking to me to -well - flock to me.
I have recently been plagued by a slew of older balding men. And I would just like to [...]
Oink Oink
I am a receptionist at a tech company. Because I fear one day turning into a fat, lazy slob, I try to go to the gym during my lunch hour, which leaves me little time to eat. I’ve taken to eating lunch at the front desk and thought little of it because many [...]