So aside from being a Cunty McCunt, (something she is so familiar with, she celebrated it in Vanity Fair a few months ago), I think it’s pretty popular knowledge that Ann Coulter has no excretory system. Or at least not traditionally. I’m sure by now, everyone’s heard of her exquisite comment on John Edwards, and I’m now quite sure that her excretions come out of the mouth. Years and years of constipation have resulted rapid single-organism evolution, until her body had adapted itself to become like one of those single-entrance/exit organisms talked about in Freshman Biology; food and fecal matter share the same channel. She certainly looks like she hasn’t taken a shit in about 26 years. Maybe that’s why she’s also so ageless, her body has pickled itself with poop?