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More Reasons to Keep My Damn Mouth Shut
I spent a long, long day at Bumbershoot, Seattle’s excellent arts, comedy and music festival, where we saw many, many excellent bands. My friend EZ and I had decided to see the guys from Human Giant as our comedy selection, but it turned out David Cross was a surprise addition to the comedy lineup. [...]
Do NOT Sad.Sigh this.
A Text Message Conversation:
Grace: How much would it take for you to run your tongue around in phelps’ mouf?
Dennis: A lot. But I might lick his outie for free. Do NOT sadsigh this.
Grace: Do you think if yuo licked the roof of his mouth you could feel both sides of his teeth?
Dennis: Yes.
Well, there [...]
Old News, but still Sad!
So I meant to post this when this was a relevant story to current events, but forgot until just now.
When I was but a wee thing (21), I decided it might be fun to live in Los Angeles for a year. I had no dreams of stardom (too fat, too smart, too pale), but [...]
Man or Fish? Um… possibly just gross.
The New York Times is doing it.
Entertainment Weekly is jumping on the bandwagon.
Even the venerated elder statesman of the Blogeratti, Slate is sucking Michael Phelp’s dick.
I’m having a hard time with this. I think a lot of it is based off of me not having really watched either of the last two Summer Games, and [...]
Ann Coulter Has No Colon!
So aside from being a Cunty McCunt, (something she is so familiar with, she celebrated it in Vanity Fair a few months ago), I think it’s pretty popular knowledge that Ann Coulter has no excretory system. Or at least not traditionally. I’m sure by now, everyone’s heard of her exquisite comment on John [...]