Creepy As Fuck
Another delightful cultural difference
[In the gulag that St Andrews has deemed appropriate for student housing, a young female, age 23, enters a small dorm room. She is disgusted]
Kristin: There is something I have never seen before in our bathroom. (Shivering). It is, like, a huge lizard-head with wings.
Sarah: I don’t want to look at that!
Kristin: [...]
Brokeback Department
Now, I’m no expert, but let’s just say you’re a cowboy. You’re a handsome, dashing cowboy of about 28. You wear a cowboy hat and jeans and cowboy boots. You also sport a giagantic belt buckle the size of my face. Let’s talk about places I might see you. Pretend this is a question on [...]
Sinister Drive
Last night I slept at 5am and then churned through a grueling 11 hours of work. By the time I got into my car for the drive home I was pretty knackered. Now, when I’m tired, I do my best not to zone out on the freeway, because freeway zoning out equals Grace getting decapitated [...]